Whether they are all true or not, this make sme laugh every time I go near it.
My personal favourite:
Quote:
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
Sorry if the language offends, hopefully we are all over 18!
__________________ The student senses his teacher’s steadfast belief and quiet resolve: “This is doable. It is doable by you. The pathway is there. All you need is determination and time.” And together, they make it happen.
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