Doctor-Patient Privilege

[Yoda]

October being my 65th birthday month and me feeling totally fit and rarin' to go (so to speak), I just made an appointment for my first colonoscopy.



I know, should have had one before, but better late than never. [I think. ] Meanwhile, I've got a month or so to come up with some good 'in the moment' zingers. Here's what I've got so far:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'



I welcome all contributions from the 'back alley' gang. But please . . .

Keep it clean!