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Old 08-31-2006, 10:07 PM
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If you had to cut one player out of the heard to fight on the PGA tour (not named Corey Pavin) who would you scrap?

I gotta go with Lumpy . . . I could out quick him . . . well maybe not.

Check the Frolett on CP . . . Nuuuuuuhice.

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Old 08-31-2006, 10:48 PM
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Ahahahahah....

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Skip Kendall....he bugs me for some reason....

Prolly cause he has that little snappy golf swing of his and he's a runt....but he could mop the floor with me on a golf course...

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Or Fred Funk...cause he's old and I'd woop him....(unless he has old man powers)...

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Or that Happy Gilmore guy.....he thinks he's so tough....

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But Mr. Tub O' Gizzards.....

....lumpy would powerslam you flat on yo back....he's not tubby he's big boneded....

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Originally Posted by birdie_man
Ahahahahah....

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Skip Kendall....he bugs me for some reason....

Prolly cause he has that little snappy golf swing of his and he's a runt....but he could mop the floor with me on a golf course...

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Or Fred Funk...cause he's old and I'd woop him....(unless he has old man powers)...

...

Or that Happy Gilmore guy.....he thinks he's so tough....

...

But Mr. Tub O' Gizzards.....

....lumpy would powerslam you flat on yo back....he's not tubby he's big boneded....
Damn . . . I'm impressed that you know about gizzards being from way up yonder and all.

Gizzards are for catfish . . . but livers are for men of steel!

Skip Kendal would be a good one . . .
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Originally Posted by birdie_man
Ahahahahah....

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Skip Kendall....he bugs me for some reason....

Prolly cause he has that little snappy golf swing of his and he's a runt....but he could mop the floor with me on a golf course...

...

Or Fred Funk...cause he's old and I'd woop him....(unless he has old man powers)...

...

Or that Happy Gilmore guy.....he thinks he's so tough....

...

But Mr. Tub O' Gizzards.....

....lumpy would powerslam you flat on yo back....he's not tubby he's big boneded....
Saw Fred Funk recently at the TPC at Avenel warm-up on the range...hmmmm....I think if you pissed him off...he'd kick your a__.

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ya, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that he used to be a boxer.
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Saw Fred Funk recently at the TPC at Avenel warm-up on the range...hmmmm....I think if you pissed him off...he'd kick your a__.

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Yep . . . that dude has some big forearms and pretty broad shoulders . . . I'd run from him.
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Originally Posted by birdie_man
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....(unless he has old man powers)...
What are those?
Is it a Chuck Norris and Mr T kind of thing?

I'd have to pick anyone with orange or lime green pants, big white belt, and pure white shoes. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

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What are those?
Is it a Chuck Norris and Mr T kind of thing?

I'd have to pick anyone with orange or lime green pants, big white belt, and pure white shoes. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

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Ahhhhh . . . Bagger one must remember that many times in nature it is the more aggressive male species that is colorful in order to attract the intruders away from the young in the flock . . . proceed with great caution . . .

That being said however Mr. K did say "never dainty." Pick your targets wisely grasshopper.
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Ahhhhh . . . Bagger one must remember that many times in nature it is the more aggressive male species that is colorful in order to attract the intruders away from the young in the flock . . . proceed with great caution . . .

That being said however Mr. K did say "never dainty." Pick your targets wisely grasshopper.
It's kinda like this...

[Danny has tackled Shane during practice]
Jimmy McGinty: Good hit. Danny, in practice we don't hit the guys in the red shirts.
Daniel Bateman: I know, Coach, but I see that red and I just wanna go after it, like a bull, you know?

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Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket
If you had to cut one player out of the heard to fight on the PGA tour (not named Corey Pavin) who would you scrap?

I gotta go with Lumpy . . . I could out quick him . . . well maybe not.

Check the Frolett on CP . . . Nuuuuuuhice.

I would choose Chris Riley. He would probably be tired. Stamina could be key in a tussle such as you describe.
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